Dr. Jack Wheeler
THE TO THE POINT SALON
One of the basic contributions of France to civilization was the salon, where the most intelligent and literate of Parisian society would gather in elegant relaxation to courteously discuss any matter of interest. The founder of the French salon was Catherine de Vivonne (1588-1665), known as the Marquise (for she was married to a French noble or Marquis) de Rambouillet. In 1618, she began receiving guests in her salon bleu of the family home, the Hôtel de Rambouillet on the Rue St. Thomas-du-Louvre in Paris. There were nobles like La Rochefoucauld, cardinals like Richelieu, generals, scholars, poets, artists, wits, and the most cultured ladies of French aristocracy. There was good cheer, good manners, discussion flourished, and erudite conversation became an art. I am in no way going to compare myself to the Marquise (or TTPers to Richelieu!), yet we may be witnessing the emergence of a salon that she might appreciate on To The Point. I am referring to the massive response - 70 posts - to Beatles in Baghdad in our User Forum.
KITTY AND ME
Okay, it's time for a fun story. It is, of course, not fun when someone passes, as Kitty Carlisle did last week (4/17) at age 96. But it prompts me to reveal how I met her, as it was pretty hilarious. She was a Broadway and Hollywood actress, but she became a household name as a panelist on the TV show To Tell The Truth, which first aired in 1956. It was three years later, at age 15, that I was a guest on the show. You know the setup. Three contestants, each claiming to be the same person; four panelists interrogating them and guessing who's real. Each wrong guess was worth $250. When I met my two impostors before the show, I asked them: "Isn't the object of this game to fool the panel, fool all the panelists so we can win the most money, which is $250 times four or $1000?" I asked. "So what would be the best way to do this? I think it would be by my pretending to be dumb. I have to tell the truth, the rules are that I can't lie, but I can pretend to stumble and be unsure. You guys act confidant. If all the panelists fall for it, we get all the dough." They both thought this was a great idea.
THE DDT PARTY
Everyone "knows" that DDT - Dichloro-Diphenyl-Trichloroethane - is a terrible poison. It isn't, of course (see, for example, the Harvard Nurses Health Study). Yet because everyone is so sure it is, some folks on the Republican National Committee figure it might as well be used to poison the Democrats. So don't be surprised if you hear the party of Lost Harry Reid and Pelosi Galore, of Shrillary and Barack Hussein being called The DDT Party - the party of Defeat, Death, and Taxes. Defeat - as in surrender, wanting America to lose, waving a white flag at America's enemies. Death - as in promoting a culture of death, of the murder of millions of unborn children, of hysterically opposing any attempt to prevent their murder. Taxes - as in always advocating more and higher taxes as the answer to any problem.
SARKOZY AND HISTORY
France has been at many turning points in its history. There have been times before when its future seemed doomed. I have many friends here in DC who have taken a close and knowledgeable look at the present condition of France and see no hope. Not even if Nicolas Sarkozy is elected president on May 6. Me, I'm with Yogi Berra - it's never over until it's over. I have high hopes for M. Sarko. Let's see how he might measure up along with that handful of great men who have repeatedly rescued France from the ash heap of history over the last 15 centuries. Our story begins with Julius Caesar, who brought the land of the Gauls (a confederation of Celtic tribes) into the Roman Empire with his defeat of their chieftain, Vercingetorix, in 52 BC. But by the 300's of our era, Roman rule had weakened, and Gaul was overrun by a Germanic people from across the Rhine River called the Franks. The Franks were a welter of pagan tribes who fought each other as well as rival tribes like the Visigoths. Then came a king who united them all in a common Frank, or French, identity, Clovis (466-511). He did this not only militarily, but more important, culturally, by marrying a Burgundian princess, Clothilde. This marriage created France, for she was a Roman Catholic, and Clovis abandoned his paganism and converted for her. Clovis created France as a Christian nation, setting the entire continent of Europe on a Christian future.
ESKIMOS ON MARS
The news story headlined Canadian Military Reinforces Arctic Claim had a dramatic lede: "Battling high winds, 25-foot ice walls, mechanical breakdowns and whiteout conditions, a Canadian military team, including Eskimo reservists, last week completed a 17-day trek [across Ellesmere Island] designed to sustain Canada's claim to sovereignty over the high Arctic." Of course, the reporter then had to include a ridiculous global warming spin in a story on Canadian national security: "[Expedition leader Maj. Chris Bergeron] said old-timers among the Eskimos, who call themselves Inuit, told him they had never seen open water and bare rocks so close to the North Pole." Being quite familiar with Ellesmere, Canada's northernmost island, I can assure you the reporter, Barry Brown has never been there and is laughingly ignorant - like most glowarmers. Just as ignorant as the Eskimos - who live over 400 miles away from Ellesmere's northern shore on the Arctic Ocean (which is itself 550 miles "close" to the North Pole). The only Inuit or Eskimo community on all of Ellesmere's 76,000 square miles is Grise Fiord on the far away south shore. They have no knowledge at all of the Arctic Ocean. Which brings me to Mars...
BEATLES IN BAGHDAD
During dinner with a Kurdish businessman in Dubai last week, I suddenly began hearing a Beatles song in my head. Written in 1967 by John Lennon and Paul McCartney for the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album, the song is Getting Better: I've got to admit it's getting better a little better all the time I have to admit it's getting better... ...getting so much better all the time His goods and products are shipped into Dubai from India, China, and elsewhere, where they are transshipped to Basra, Iraq's port, then put into containers and trucked across Iraq south to north into Iraqi Kurdistan. On average he is trucking three container loads across Iraq a day. I asked him what difference Bush's "surge" has made in the past couple of months. "A very dramatic improvement," was his answer. As I am writing this (Thursday afternoon 4/19), I just saw on Drudge that Harry Reid, the Dems' Senate leader, has proclaimed the war in Iraq is "lost." But it's the Democrats who are losing now, not America.
JAHANNAM IN JOLO
When I saw the news bulletin that Moslem terrorists had decapitated six hostages on the southern Philippine island of Jolo, I thought of the 1939 movie, The Real Glory, where Gary Cooper plays a US Army doctor trying to protect Christian villagers in the Philippines from a cholera epidemic and Moslem suicide killers - set in 1906!
The leader of the Moslem fanatics is named Alipang. Cooper breaks Alipang's will by threatening to kill him and bury him wrapped in a bloody pigskin. Afraid such defilement will result in his not going to heaven but Jahannam, Islamic Hell, Alipang commands his men to surrender.
I thought it ironic in the extreme that this news report about Jolo should appear three days after an obscure item in the business section of USA Today, Squeezing Diesel Out Of Animal Fat.
The story announced: "Oil company ConocoPhillips and meat producer Tyson Foods said Monday they're joining forces to produce diesel fuel for U.S. vehicles using beef, pork and poultry fat."
Biofuel from pig fat. Does that ring a bell from say, a year ago (April 2006) when you read about Project Jahannam?
TIME TO GET RID OF THE WORLD BANK?
With the current spectacle of the corrupt World Bank trying to rid itself of its president who is trying to de-corrupt the place, based on politicized corruption charges against him, it is time to ask: Should the World Bank (WB), and indeed, its sister organization the International Monetary Fund (IMF), be abolished? Both organizations had their annual spring meetings in Washington this past weekend. It is obvious to everyone that both are in deep trouble.
THE KURDISH CARD IN TURKEY
The current media freak-out in the US is about the silly mouth of radio buffoon Don Imus. Multiply the frenzy by, say, 100 times, and it might give you an idea of the media hysteria right now in Turkey about the serious mouth of Massoud Barzani, President of the Kurdistan Regional Government in Iraq. Sick and tired of Turkish threats to his government, Barzani, in an interview on Dubai-based Al-Arabiya satellite television, unloaded on Turkey: "If Ankara allows itself to interfere in our affairs, we will then interfere for the 30 million Kurds in Turkey." The interview was broadcast while I was in Arbil (Hawler), capital of Iraqi Kurdistan last Saturday (4/7), and the Kurds there were in a state of ecstatic glee over Barzani's daring to identify Turkey's deepest fear. It's hard for us here in America to grasp what sort of rhetorical nuclear bomb Barzani dropped with these words. For, you see, one third of Turkey's land and population isn't Turkish -- it's Kurdish.
ELIMINATING THE EVIL OF APRIL 15
With evil day of April 15 nigh, it is time to demand of the various presidential candidates to show how they propose to lift the unconscionable burden of the IRS off our oppressed shoulders. As is well known, the current U.S. income tax system and the Internal Revenue Service are a huge and unnecessary drag on both the economy and individual liberty. The IRS code and regulations have become hopelessly complex and grown to about 7 million words. No one can possibly understand the present code, including even those at the IRS. Thus no matter how well-meaning, the taxpayer is always at risk for noncompliance -- such laws are characteristics of totalitarian, not free, societies. Such laws need to be abolished. There are two serious proposals for doing so: the "Flat Tax" and the national sales tax, better known as the "Fair Tax." (See Flat Tax Revolution by Steve Forbes, and The Fair Tax Book by Neil Boortz and Congressman John Linder.)
IMUS IN IDAHO
I've never understood why people listen to smart-aleck jerks on trash radio like Don Imus and Howard Stern who get paid a lot of money to say nothing of substance but say it in a pseudo-clever, hyper-cynical, juvenilely outrageous way. But I sure am enjoying watching him squirm. This is great karma. His public persona, with the phony cowboy hat, the gravel voice, the wrinkled glower, was of a super tough guy, as tough as say, the British Royal Marines. Turns out he's as much of a surrender pussy as they are. Imus should exchange his cowboy hat for a dhimmi head scarf like that worn by Pelosi Galore or Limey sailorwoman Faye Turney to best signify his submission to the gods of political correctness. Now, if that's all this teapot tempest is, yet another example of bottomless PC hypocrisy and Al Sharpton's unceasing effort to prey on white guilt, it'll soon be replaced by the next media frenzy. The real question is whether the Imus scandal will wreck the presidential candidacy of Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.
MORE THAN YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT PATERNITY
I can't pass this one up. DNA testing that shows among Anna Nicole Smith's multiple lovers, a fellow named Larry Birkhead is the father of her daughter provides such an exquisitely teachable moment about paternity - well, it's simply impossible for me to resist. This is going to be fun. We'll start with a discussion of what scientists delightfully call "sperm wars." Let's first discuss those conducted by chimpanzees. They give the phrase "flooding the zone" a whole new meaning.
TWO WOMEN IN THE MIDDLE EAST
Here are pictures taken this week of two women in the Middle East. Which woman do you think is a greater advocate of America's most cherished values of liberty and human rights? Which woman do you think has more courage to fight for those rights, and women's rights in particular?
CHESHIRE-CHEESE-EATING BRITISH SURRENDER MONKEYS
It was a fitting image of the 14 wimps and a sob sister arriving back in the United Kingdom yesterday: skulking away with pink goody bags in hand. The color was no accident - although yellow would've been more appropriate. The released hostages weren't allowed to make any more statements. Apparently, the Blair government feared they'd repeat their lavish praise of their Iranian captors. Look, we're all glad they're home safe, if not necessarily sound. But why on earth is Britain, the land of the legendary stiff upper lip, celebrating cowards who clambered over one another to shame their country?
PROFESSIONAL AT BEING OBLIVIOUS
If you knew how to make life better for your fellow Americans, would you? The political class in Washington constantly claims it "cares about you," but when it comes to policy many do just the opposite. Most people understand the Republicans messed up by allowing nondefense spending to grow faster than the economy. The Democrats ran against the irresponsible Republicans by claiming they would be "fiscally responsible." So, rather than present a budget that would reduce the growth rate of domestic spending, they have just proposed one that would increase it, even above Republican proposals, and require increases in taxes. You can only wonder if they are even more brain dead than the Republicans.
THE LIBERAL GHETTO OF HATE
Last week my former boss, Newt Gingrich, threw a much-needed conceptual bomb into the jejune public dialogue of presidential aspirants. Amid the platitudes, banalities and evasions that constitute pre-presidential debate these days, Newt argued (in a speech last weekend) that bilingual education only encourages students to be linguistically "living in a ghetto." Predictably, the PC riot squad screeched into the media to suppress such clarity of language. Peter Zamora, co-chairman of the Hispanic Education Coalition, intoned: "The tone of his comments were [sic] very hateful." Someone needs to tell Mr. Zamora that it is hateful of ideological "civil-rights" activists to try to intimidate any politician who would dare to liberate kids from the linguistic ghetto that serves to preserve their political power.
WHERE THE COLD WAR BEGAN, WHERE THE WAR ON ISLAMOFASCISM CAN END
A muezzin is calling people to prayer from a minaret nearby as I am writing this. I am in Hewlar, Iraq - more appropriately Iraqi Kurdistan, or even more appropriately South Kurdistan. That's what Kurds in Iraq call their portion of Kurdistan. Kurds in Turkey call theirs North Kurdistan. Kurds in Syria call theirs West Kurdistan. And Kurds in Iran call theirs East Kurdistan. I am here in Hewlar to participate in a conference of Kurdish leaders and intellectuals from all four regions of Kurdistan because of To The Point's The Kurdish Key to the Middle East (October 2006) being so widely read throughout the Kurdish community worldwide. The speech I gave yesterday (4/4) was broadcast on live satellite television into Iran where, according to reports we received today, it caused an extraordinary reaction upon viewers. Especially in a region called Mahabad. It is an unknown bit of history that the Cold War began in Mahabad. Now it might be where the War on Islamofascism may be won.
CONDI VS. CHENEY IN THE PERSIAN GULF
Though The Poison That Is Killing The West has only been up for a short while, there's already a discussion thread on the User Forum. Dennis Turner, for example, is pessimistic regarding war with Iran (he's pessimistic that there won't be war - I'm optimistic there will be!):
Sad to say, but I don't think we'll take them on. I think we'll issue an ultimatum banning Iranian naval forces from the waterway, but won't shoot when they violate the ban. I hate to be so pessimistic but I see this happening in Israel, where the threat is existential, with Rice pushing for final status issues with the PA while they do not recognize Israel, accept previous agreements, agree to collect weapons and dismantle the terrorist infrastructure, renounce violence, etc.Whether Dennis or I are right on this depends on who emerges victorious in the main power struggle taking place in the White House right now: between Condi Rice and Dick Cheney. I'm betting on Dick.
THE PHONY FIRING NON-SCANDAL
The contrived controversy over the firing of eight U.S. Attorneys is largely an exercise in imaginary indignation. Congressional Democrats suggest that some of the firings may have been improper and demand to know the reasons for each of them. By what authority they make such demand is not clear, since the Supreme Court has ruled that, with limited exceptions, Congress has no voice in the dismissal of federal officers. Neither the statute providing for the appointment of U.S. attorneys nor the Supreme Court opinion makes any attempt to define what would constitute proper or improper reasons for dismissal. In fact, nowhere is there any suggestion that the president would need any reason to dismiss a federal officer who is not covered by the Civil Service Act. If Congress can have no voice in the removal of U.S. attorneys and no reason is required to dismiss them, then by what authority do members of Congress demand to know why the attorneys were fired?
THE POISON THAT IS KILLING THE WEST
The media photo that best explains the Iranian seizure of 15 British sailors and marines last Friday (3/23) is not one that shows them eating and "being well cared for," nor of female sailor Faye Turney wearing a Moslem headscarf. It is this one of a "Walk of Witness" parade in London the day after the hostage seizure (Saturday 3/24) that had nothing to do with it: 3,000 people wearing color-of-mourning black T-shirts saying "So Sorry" paraded in front of Big Ben and the Parliament Building to mark the 200th anniversary of the law abolishing the slave trade throughout the British Empire. What were these people so sorry about? You would think that this would be a joyous occasion, the bicentennial celebration of a historically heroic British achievement - the abolishment of the slave trade. But no, these self-flagellants were in deep mortification over the previous existence of what was abolished - an institution as old as history, accepted by every civilization for thousands of years. They perverted something morally noble into an excuse for feeling morally guilty. This is the poison that is killing the West, the poison that empowers the evil of the West's enemies such as the mullahs of Iran.
THE INSANITY OF APRIL 15
Are you absolutely sure you paid the exact amount of income tax you owed last year -- not too much and not too little? I am willing to bet the vast majority of those reading this paid either too much or too little -- not because they intended to but because the tax code is so complex it is almost impossible to know precisely the right number. As Americans sit down to file their taxes before the infamous April 15 deadline, most will feel some anxiety and many will feel trapped - trapped in a system they cannot understand, nor can they obtain the help that will fairly represent them against the government or protect them against having their hard earned monies misspent. At this moment, some in Congress are on a rant about the unsupported claim that more than $300 billion in taxes due last year were not collected, and demanding even more coercive measures. Why is there not equal outrage in Congress about all the Americans who pay too much each year because they cannot understand, or the IRS has made it too costly to obtain, the deductions to which they are legally entitled?
HELPING TONY
I have just sent the following letter to a friend in the White House who asked for informed suggestions regarding Tony Snow's recurrence of cancer. Many TTPers have expressed their concern for Tony and are praying for him. Here is an initial series of suggestions for him. Dear Tim, A close friend of mine for many years is a medical researcher whose IQ was unable to be measured by MIT as it was so far above 200. Here is what he suggests for Tony, as supplementing the treatment from his physicians. Go to this website of the National Center for Biotechnology Information and the National Institutes of Health: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/. In the PubMed search box, enter in the specific medical name of the type of cancer Tony has as determined by the pathology report, plus "treatment," plus "immune" or "immunity," plus "experimental" or "adjuvant."
Chapter Thirty-One: THE SPANISH PHOENIX
The Jade Steps Chapter Thirty-One: The Spanish Phoenix By nightfall, the expedition reached the town of Xaltepec on the far side of the valley. It was deserted, and everyone had to forage for food. Malinali tried to clean the bloody gashes on Cortez's head and the deep wound in his left hand, but Cortez shook his head. "To a man, all of us are wounded, exhausted, and hungry," he told her. "Organize help for them, tend to them... then you may have all night to tend to me." When Malinali returned, she found Cortez fast asleep. At dawn the next morning, she tried to clean and bandage him as best she could, but he was anxious to get underway. "Our only hope of safety lies in those mountains of Tlaxcala," he said, as he gazed at them looming above Xaltepec. Slowly, slowly, the expedition trudged up into the mountains to the Tlaxcalan frontier fortress town of Hueyotlipan (way-oat-lee-pahn). There to greet them were King Xicotencatl, Chief Maxixcatzin, and Commander Chichimecatecle. "Malinche! Malinche!" they cried out when they saw Cortez. Chief Maxixcatzin threw his arms around him. "How grieved we are at your misfortunes, and the number of our own people who have been killed with yours," he told Cortez through Malinali. "We warned you not to trust the Mesheeka, but you went to their city and did not believe us. Now all we can do is help with your wounds and give you rest and food. Here you are home."
THE MORAL DANGER OF GLOBAL WARMING
[After reading Professor Stott, I could not encourage you more to view The Great Global Warming Swindle, a brilliant UK documentary not shown on US television but available on the Internet. It's long but absolutely worth watching. ---JW] Global warming represents the latest doom-laden "crisis," one demanding sacrifice to Gaia for our wicked fossil-fuel-driven ways. But neither history nor science bolsters such an apocalyptic faith. Our so-called "crisis" is neither a product of current observations nor of projections. But does it matter if global warming is a "crisis" or not? Aren't we threatened by a serious temperature rise? Shouldn't we act anyway, because we are stewards of the environment? Herein lies the moral danger behind global warming hysteria. Each day, 20,000 people in the world die of waterborne diseases. Half a billion people go hungry. A child is orphaned by AIDS every seven seconds. This does not have to happen. We allow it while fretting about "saving the planet." What is wrong with us that we downplay this human misery before our eyes and focus on events that will probably not happen even a hundred years hence?
CORN COBS AND ENERGY INDEPENDENCE
Yes, corn cobs, not corn, meaning the rip-off scam of ethanol perpetrated upon us by Archer Daniels Midland and the corn farmer lobby. The latest exposé of the ethanol scam is that in the current (3/19/07) issue of Business Week, Ethanol's Growing List of Enemies. Energy independence is the key to solving one of our gravest economic problems, the trade deficit - of which oil imports account for over 40% -- and the key to defeating Islamofascism. What if we just didn't care anymore about Saudi oil? And corn cobs - corn cobs - may be the key to energy independence. Thanks to scientists in Missouri.
THE CLUELESS NAGS OF FOGGY BOTTOM
Why do non-Americans so dislike Americans or, at least, the American government? Could part of the reason be because the U.S. State Department appears to think its mission is to be rude, insulting and condescending? This month, the State Department has set a new record by managing to insult the citizens of 123 different lands at one time in the International Narcotics Control Strategy Report: Volume II, Money Laundering and Financial Crimes. The 450-page report discusses what other countries are doing to reduce money laundering and financial crimes, which is fine. But then the authors go on gratuitously lecturing each of the countries by name about how they could do things "better." The Report, produced by the global nannies and nags at State, is filled with endless demands that other countries do a better job enforcing their laws, pass more laws, sign more international treaties and engage in some practices that would be illegal and unconstitutional in the U.S. Some examples:
CYNICISM IS A BAD DEM BET
As an early and continuing strong supporter of President Bush's war effort, I nonetheless regularly have criticized his administration's inept communications and war-fighting strategies -- particularly in the years from 2004 to 2006. Along with many others, I was both exasperated and puzzled by the gap between the magnitude of the president's bold enterprise and the stingy assignment of material resources (men and material), and diplomatic energy with which he provisioned it. Even so, for all their mismanagement of a still vital and noble struggle, the Bush team has better served our cause than has the Democrat Party served its interests in its near-unanimous opposition to the war recently. Theirs has been the most blatantly unprincipled war opposition short of treason in living memory -- and the Democrat Party is likely to pay a fearsome price at the polls for a generation.
WHERE’S THE DEMOCRATS’ FRED THOMPSON?
Oodles of media ink have been spent discussing conservative frustration over the current "top tier" of Republican presidential candidates. Giuliani, Romney, McCain - none of them ring conservatives' bells. Thus the latest tingling of excitement over Fred Thompson. The son of a used-car salesman in Alabama, Thompson is both fully conservative and fully presidential. The Dems don't have anyone like him. Thus the frustration among the Dems regarding their "top tier" - only two, Hillary and Gumby - is far greater and far more frightening to them than any distress among the GOP. It is dawning on the Dems that Hillary is just too plain unlikeable to be electable. And it is beginning to dawn on them that The Obamarama's 15 minutes of frenzied fame is about over. It's all smile and phony personal story. He's got nothing interesting or substantive to say. So as he flames out, Dems are desperate for an alternative. And I'm getting excited about their desperation, for all the buzz here on Capitol Hill is that they are getting excited about Algore. Could we be lucky enough to face Al in '08?
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
The Democrat Party is in thrall, we're told, of the mighty power of the Moonbat Left, with its millions of passionate adherents all ruthlessly organized via MoveOn.org to bring doom to any politician who dares oppose them. Their strength would literally be on parade, they boasted, in the nation's capital in a glorious resurrection of the left's finest moment of anti-war protest forty years ago. More than a hundred thousand of them would march on the Pentagon, humbling their arrogant warmongering government over Iraq as their parents and grandparents once did over Vietnam. Why they chose March 17, 2007 as the "40th Anniversary" of the legendary-to-them March on the Pentagon is mysterious, as the latter took place on October 21, 1967. On that October day 40 years ago, well over 100,000 lefties, cheered on by Jane Fonda, Noam Chomsky, and Abbie Hoffman, marched from the Lincoln Memorial over Memorial Bridge and down to the Pentagon, where they were met by 2,500 armed Army soldiers. Lefty author Norman Mailer wrote a book about it, The Armies of the Night, which however poorly and egomaniacally written, won a Pulitzer Prize. No one, not even as awful a writer as Mailer, is going to write a book about the pathetic fizzle of this last Saturday. What a bust.
THE TRUTH ABOUT WALTER REED
In response to the media frenzy, initiated by the Washington Post, regarding the treatment of our soldiers at the Walter Reed Army Medical Center, I wish to give my perspective. Please understand that I am speaking for myself and I am responsible for my thoughts alone. The news media and politicians are making it sound like Walter Reed is a terrible place and the staff here has been abusing our brave wounded soldiers. They are lying. I am completing my 24th year of service in the Army next month. I am currently the senior clinical chaplain at Walter Reed and have been so for the last four years. I will leave to go back to the infantry this summer. Here is the truth of what has happened.
YOUR PRAYERS MAY HAVE WORKED
I can't adequately express how appreciative I am for all the prayers by TTP members for me and my family in response to What's Dhimmitude in Russian? There were even a number of offers to bodyguard my family or provide us with safe houses! It was so very touching I don't have the words. A number of the messages brought tears to my eyes. Thank you all so much. I also must tell you how much your prayers for Paul Joyal have meant to his family. Paul's wife Liz sends you her deepest thanks. As of today (Thursday 3/15), Paul is still in intensive care. He has begun to talk, but only physically, not lucidly - he can make sounds but not any sense. To be in this state after two weeks shows how horrible the attack on him was by the Kremlin-hired gunmen. And now, two weeks later, I know why the Bush White House has been quiet about it.
WHINING REPLACES IMPERIALISM
In the last week, two news items caught my attention. News item No. 1: Dateline Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates - The Louvre Museum is selling the use of its name for a museum in Abu Dhabi for $520 million, and will rent out some of its art exhibits and provide technical museum management services for another $747 million. News item No. 2: Dateline Dubai, United Arab Emirates - The Halliburton Corp. is moving its worldwide corporate headquarters to Dubai. It will keep most of its staff in Houston, will maintain its legal incorporation in the United States, will remain listed on the New York Stock Exchange, but will list its shares on a Middle East exchange also. Twenty years ago, even 10 years ago, these items would have given rise to Third World screeching about Western cultural and economic imperialism. But today it is French and American whining that greets these moves.
LEOPARDS AND EAGLES
A news item today, New species of leopard discovered in Borneo, brought up a lot of thoughts and memories. Like the times I've spent in Borneo, especially of climbing Mount Kinabalu. The animal discovered is a new species of Cloudy Leopard, the rarest big game cat in the world. So before any thoughts or memories came to mind, I looked up from my desk to the mantel above my office fireplace. On it is a mounted cloudy leopard, perched on a branch, fangs bared, ready to pounce. I shot it in South Viet Nam in 1961. I was 17 years old. I mentioned hunting tigers back then in Tigers and Treason (Sept. 2004) - but it was less about tigers than John Kerry's betrayal of his fellow soldiers and of the wonderful people with whom I hunted, the Montagnard tribesmen of South Viet Nam. So I skipped any mention of leopards. It was more important to talk about the Democrat presidential candidate's treason towards America and her friends. I'll tell you about the leopard - but first let me tell you about another act of treason and what you can do about it.
COULTER AND THE BRECK BOY
Ann Coulter's famously calling Democrat presidential candidate John Edwards a "faggot" at the CPAC conference here in Washington earlier this month has scandalized a great many conservatives and every single Republican candidate. It was brilliant. That's a description, not approval. I winced when I heard the forbidden word, not because it's forbidden but because it's so hurtful. It's purposefully demeaning to homosexuals, especially to those who really can't help what they are. Yet Ann's use of the term was diabolically clever, for with it she accomplished her goal: demolishing Edwards' candidacy. With this one single word, she made sure John Edwards will never be elected President of the United States. She knew exactly what she was doing.
PRO-AMERICA LATIN AMERICA
As our president arrived in Brazil last week, our media made it sound as if Latin America had erupted in flames. TV news featured flying tear-gas canisters; a typical newspaper headline read, "Angry Crowds Rally Against President in Brazil." Message: Bush is hated. He's ruined our relations with the hemisphere. Nobody loves us anymore - and it's all his fault. If you bothered to read the reports below the headlines, you learned that 6,000 Brazilians had gathered in Sao Paulo to protest Bush's arrival in their country. Wait a minute - wasn't that 600,000? Or at least 60,000? Nope. Just 6,000 outraged citizens. In one of the world's largest cities, with a population close to 20 million. But no way were you going to see a headline that admits, "Anti-Bush Demonstrations Fizzle, Numbers Just Aren't There."
THE WHORES OF JAMA
Last week (2/28), JAMA, the Journal of the American Medical Association, published a hit piece on antioxidant vitamins. JAMA's Systematic Review and Meta-Analysis of beta carotene, vitamin A, and vitamin E concluded that taking supplements of them increases one's chances of death by 5%. The lamestream media gleefully ran stories on the study, with headlines like "Vitamins Can Kill You." It's the whores of JAMA and their media shills who can kill you, not vitamins. Note the "Meta" in the study's title. That means it's an analysis of other studies, not research itself. What these folks did is, out of the close to a thousand clinical antioxidant studies, they cherry picked 68 that showed what JAMA wanted. And they had to lie about many of those in order to force the data to fit their pre-ordained conclusion.
WHO CARES IF MOSLEMS KILL MOSLEMS?
Imagine the reaction if Western agents slaughtered a hundred Sunni pilgrims on their way to Mecca. The outrage would spark incendiary rhetoric, riots and revenge killings from Peshawar to Paris. But when Sunni suicide bombers murdered 118 Shia pilgrims (and wounded almost 200 more) on Tuesday (3/6), Sunnis around the globe looked away: Shias only count as Moslems when America can be blamed for their suffering. Human-rights groups were too busy applauding European requests for the extradition of CIA operatives (the real enemies of Western civilization, of course). Since this butchery wasn't the fault of Americans or Brits, the Europeans themselves took no interest. American leftists, who raved that Abu Ghraib was another Auschwitz, didn't offer a single word of pity for the Moslem victims of Moslems. All to be expected. But shouldn't Moslems have denounced the attacks on the pilgrims? How do you say "fugedaboutit" in Arabic?
UNIQUE IN THE UNIVERSE
I propose we take a break today from the current crop of absurdities. Liberals destroy respect for the rule of law by gloating over Scooter Libby's lunatic conviction. Conservatives anguish over Ann Coulter using an unacceptable equivalent of "girlieman" to describe John "Breck Boy" Edwards. Liberals see her comment far more immoral than Bill Maher's expressing his regret that the assassination attempt on Dick Cheney in Afghanistan wasn't successful. I could go on and on, for we seem surrounded by absurdities on every side and they are closing in. We need a break. Let's do so by discussing one of the deepest, most profound questions ever asked: Where is everybody? In other words, let's discuss the Fermi Paradox.
WHAT’S DHIMMITUDE IN RUSSIAN?
As I am writing this, a friend of mine for many years is fighting for his life in a hospital nearby, having been gunned down in his driveway for criticizing the leader of the world's most powerful mafia, Vladimir Putin. On nationally televised "Dateline NBC" February 25, intelligence expert Paul Joyal accused Putin's secret police of poisoning former KGB agent Aleksander Litvinenko with radioactive pollonium in London last November. Putin's message in so doing, Joyal explained, was a warning: "To anyone who wants to speak out against the Kremlin: If you do, no matter who you are, where you are, we will find you, and we will silence you - in the most horrible way possible." Four days later on March 1st, Putin's thugs - right here in Washington - did just that. They silenced Paul Joyal in the most horrible way possible. They blew his balls off.
ISLAM AND ECONOMIC FREEDOM
Is there something inherent in Islam that has resulted in most Moslems living in poor countries, with the exception of the relatively few who live in the oil rich states? This was just one of the questions a group of American and Islamic scholars and experts were trying to answer in Doha, Qatar, last week. Qatar has the world's second largest gas reserves (after Russia) along with considerable oil, yet it only has about 200,000 citizens (and 600,000 foreign workers). The city of Doha, where roughly half of the population lives, gives the appearance of being the world's largest and most modern and luxurious conference center. The reality for most Moslems is radically different. There about 1.3 billion Moslems (21 percent of the world's population), contrasted with 2.1 billion Christians (about 33 percent of the world's population). While Christians are disproportionately rich, Moslems are disproportionately poor.