HALF-FULL REPORT 01/16/09
The HFR starts off this week by celebrating the first nomination of the year for the coveted Darwin Awards. As you may know, these awards are given to individuals of such inspiring idiocy they have contributed to the benefit of mankind by removing themselves from the gene pool. So it is that a Darwin Award is hereby bestowed upon the eight Somali pirates who a few days ago capsized their speedboat escaping with $3 million in ransom cash. Five of them drowned, three swam to shore, all the money was lost at sea save for $153,000 found on the body of one of the five who washed up on a beach. Now if all the Somali pirates could be removed from gene pool. There is a quick and easy way to do this. In the middle of the Indian Ocean not far from the Somali coast is an island called Diego Garcia. It belongs to the Brits, and leased by them to the US as a military base. We have B52s there.
AMERICAN SILHOUETTE
Reflecting upon what lies ahead for America in 2009, I'm tempted to think of Al Jolson, and his famous quote, "You ain't seen nothin' yet." But I'd rather think of Madame Pompadour. Jeanne-Antoinette Poisson, Marquess de Pompadour (1721-1764), was the royal mistress of King Louis XV of France (1710-1774). She ended up running Louis' government. So much so that when Frederick II of Prussia intemperately called the Empress of Russia (Czarina Elizaveta Petrovna), Holy Roman Empress Maria Theresa of Austria, and Madame Pompadour "the three first whores of Europe," she engineered a war: an alliance of France, Austria, and Russia against Prussia. The Seven Years' War bankrupted France. So Pompadour did what all governments do with a fiscal crisis: raise taxes, and punitively. In 1759, she had Etienne de Silhouette, known for his writings on England's financial system, appointed controller-general of finance. For eight months he ravaged France with such rapacious taxation that everyone from nobles to wealthy merchants to peasants bitterly complained that they reduced to mere shadows of their former selves. By the time Pompadour was forced to fire him, an inexpensive art form had caught on, a shadow of one's profile cut out from black paper. They were called silhouettes. France never recovered from her loss of empire and wealth, yet her rulers continued to lavish money upon themselves while the people were ground into further penury - until the latter exploded with the French Revolution and the former led to the guillotine. So now comes a question as we step into the unknown of 2009: will Barack Hussein Obama be the American Silhouette?
THE VIEW FROM 2013
April 1, 2013. Unemployment is approaching 25 percent, inflation is close to 40 percent, major portions of the U.S. are having power "brownouts," and Americans are forced to go to foreign countries for timely and quality medical care. How did the world's largest and most prosperous economy fall into such a morass in only a very few years? Collapse of the American economy in 2013 began with several major policy mistakes by the Fed, the "Bush 43" administration, and Congress in the years from 2004-08, which were compounded with even greater policy mistakes by the Obama administration, Congress and the Fed from 2009 thereafter. After promises of "change," the new Obama administration, the Democrat Congress and the Fed only made changes for the worse.
A STIMULUS THAT DOESN’T STIMULATE
I've been opposed to Barack Hussein Obama's plans for a $775 billion "stimulus" package for three main reasons: First, the stated purpose of the stimulus is to encourage consumer spending; that is to say, to do more of what got us into financial trouble in the first place. We've been living large on money borrowed chiefly from the Chinese. That gravy train has lurched to a halt. We need to live within our means. That means saving money and paying down debt -- the opposite of what the designers of the stimulus package want us to do. Second, because about 60 percent of the stimulus package is a grab bag of spending on government construction projects, it cannot achieve the stated goal of boosting the economy in the short term, because it takes too long for the money to trickle in. Economist Bruce Bartlett published in the New York Times in January of last year a chart which indicated that in all eight post World War II recessions prior to this one, the government stimulus didn't take effect until after the recession ended. Third...
THE LIES OF HAMAS
Israel hasn't killed a single civilian in the Gaza Strip. Over a hundred civilians have died, and Israeli bombs or shells may have ended their lives. But Israel didn't kill them. Hamas did. It's time to smash the lies. The lies of Hamas. The UN lies. And the save-the-terrorists lies of the global media. There is no moral equivalence between Hamas terrorists and Israeli soldiers. There is no gray area. There is no point in negotiations. Hamas is a Jew-killing machine. It exists to destroy Israel. What is there to negotiate? When Hamas can't kill Jews, it's perfectly willing to drive Palestinian civilians into the line of fire - old men, women and children. Hamas herds the innocent into "shelters," then draws Israeli fire on them. And the headline-greedy media cheer them on. Hamas isn't fighting for political goals. "Brokered agreements" are purely means to an end. And the envisioned end is the complete destruction of Israel in the name of a terrorist god.
PUTIN’S DISASTROUS GAS GAMBLE
To little notice in America, a drama is being played out in Eastern Europe that future historians may mark as the beginning of the end of Russia's neo-imperialist ambitions under Vladimir Putin. The economic house of cards he has built is collapsing as the tyrant himself heads for the dustbin of history. Turning off the natural gas spigot in the middle of a harsh winter to much of Eastern Europe that is completely dependent on it and has few alternative sources to heat its schools and hospitals is the kind of imperial hubris that often drives dictators past the tipping point and ultimately to their downfall. This, as Moscow's army of European lobbyists led by paid Gazprom lapdog and former German chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, sing the praises of ever greater European dependence on Russian energy. Yet, Europe's cowardice notwithstanding, it is difficult for anybody with even a basic knowledge of the facts not to see that this time Putin has miscalculated badly and is playing a losing hand from an increasingly untenable position.
HALF-FULL REPORT 01/09/09
The barkeep here at the HFR Saloon can't keep up with the drink orders this week. Half of them are drinks to celebrate the never-ending pratfalls of the Zero Circus. The other half are for glasses of beer to cry in, since the Circus' biggest pratfalls will be the ruination of America's economy and national security. Every celebrant, it seems, wants a different cocktail. One fellow has a Sidecar. "Do a lot of business in Albuquerque," he says. "Every business guy in town knows what a corrupt crook their governor Bill Richardson is - he's the Blagojevich of New Mexico. You telling me Zero's people didn't know this, that the FBI has a major investigation on him? I'm telling you, Zero is not ready for prime time. By the way, always make a sidecar with bourbon, not brandy." Nearby was someone with a Manhattan. "I'm from Chicago and we know Blago. He's much smarter than Richardson who's dumb as a stump. Look how Blago snookered that arrogant little worm who pretends he runs the Senate. Blago knew if he nominated a white guy it would be blocked, so he picked a black guy whose only qualification was that he was black, old Tombstone Burris. Harry Reid had to cave. Sure proves we're post-racial after November 4, huh?" He took a sip. "Be sure and have your Manhattans with rye, not Canadian, whiskey." At the end of the bar was a grandfatherly type who was into his second Long Island Ice Tea and feeling no pain. "Doncha just love Slick Willie's chief of staff running the CIA? If that isn't a hoot, what is? Until we get nailed by another 9/11, that is. That Feinstein broad got her panties in a twist because Zero didn't pick her boy Kappes."
THE ARAB DOGS THAT AREN’T BARKING ABOUT GAZA
European foreign ministers were startled Jan. 6 when Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak told them Hamas must not be permitted to win the conflict in Gaza. That's not what they expected to hear from an Arab leader. Israel's invasion of Gaza has prompted denunciations from the usual suspects. But as fictional detective Sherlock Holmes noted in solving the mystery of the disappearance of the race horse Silver Blaze, what's most interesting are the dogs that aren't barking. Moonbats in Europe and America are agitated, but protests against Israel in Sunni Moslem countries have been muted. In the West Bank, there's barely been a peep of protest. This is because Sunni Moslem leaders view the terror group Hamas as a proxy for Iran. And though Sunni Moslem rulers don't like Jews any more today than they did before, they don't fear Israel. But they do fear Shia Iran.
ARE CONGRESSMEN WORTH WHAT WE PAY THEM?
Members of Congress each will receive a $4,700 pay raise this month, which will give them a salary of $174,000 per year. Do you think they are worth it? Most of us would like to be in the position of voting for our own pay raises from an employer who has almost unlimited access to money, so when many others are taking pay cuts or losing jobs we would not have to worry. Given that members of Congress were in a large part responsible for the current economic mess, it is hard to see how they can justify a raise, which they claim is merely a cost-of-living increase. Part of the problem is that they give themselves pay raises based on the rate of inflation. If these increases depended on the rate of change (increase or decrease) in real per capita disposable income (i.e., after taxes) of the average citizen, Members of Congress would have an incentive to maximize economic growth rather than encourage inflation. In the next few weeks, members of Congress will have an opportunity to pass a "stimulus package" that enhances economic growth or one that makes things worse. Which do you think they will choose?
A SHAMELESS HACK APPOINTMENT
Would you ask your accountant to perform brain surgery on your child? That's the closest analogy I can find to the choice of Democrat Party hack Leon Panetta to head the CIA. Earth to President-elect Obama: Intelligence is serious. And infernally complicated. When we politicize it - as we have for 16 years - we get 9/11. Or, yes, Iraq. The extreme left, to which Panetta's nomination panders, howled that Bush and Cheney corrupted the intelligence system. Well, I worked in the intel world in the mid 1990s and saw how the Clinton team undermined the system's integrity (when Panetta was Clinton White House Chief of Staff). The director's job at the CIA isn't a party favor. This is potentially a matter of life and death for thousands of Americans. But the choice of Panetta tells us all that Barack Obama doesn't take intelligence seriously.