HALF-FULL REPORT 11/29/19
Has there ever been a POTUS with a greater sense of humor than 45? A POTUS that can set his enemies’ hair on fire with such effortless ease?
While the Libtard Media was either baffled, like The Guardian, or so puerile they took it seriously, like HuffPo, once again being taken for a ride by the King of Trolls, the instantly-legendary tweet above made Trump the hero of Hong Kong freedom fighters.
Vast thousands marched on the streets of Hong Kong last night, chanting “Fight for Freedom – Stand with Hong Kong,” as they carried Rocky Trump posters:
That’s just for starters. It’s been a great week all around – here we go.
THANKSGIVING IS AMERICA’S BLESSING OF CAPITALISM
On Thanksgiving Day, Americans gather with their family and friends to celebrate the blessings that Providence has bestowed on their beloved country.
A deep appreciation of these blessings involves understanding that they were earned. It is to understand the awesome truth of how “God helps those who help themselves” applies to the Mayflower Pilgrims and their First Thanksgiving at America’s birth.
This is an appreciation and understanding of which those on the Left are incapable – for it would mean celebrating the capitalist freedom that made that original Thanksgiving possible. That made America possible.
This no liberal, no Democrat, no leftie can do. Thus they must distort history instead.
The distortion starts in Kindergarten, with the childish make-believe of your kid's school play portraying the noble Squanto teaching the helpless Pilgrims how to feed themselves. So let’s drop the curtain on the distortion and watch the real thing. Here it is.
WHY IS GLOOMBERG RUNNING?
Former New York City Mayor Nanny Bloomberg announced his candidacy for president Monday (11/25).
He pledged to spend at least $100 million of his $54.5 billion fortune on his campaign, mostly on ads attacking President Trump.
The president doesn’t seem worried.
“There’s nobody I’d rather run against than Little Michael (Bloomberg is 5’7”),” Trump said. “He’s got some big issues, some personal problems. He’ll spend a lot of money, but he’ll fail.”
Little Michael’s announcement generated only a few hundred retweets on Twitter Monday – out of 2.3 million followers. If the dogs won’t eat the dog food…
Bloomberg isn’t running because of popular demand. So why is he running?
QUO VADIS, DEMOCRATI?
Prior to last week, for days Adam Schiff had concocted a pretty effective fix.
He conducted secret impeachment inquiries in the House basement. Schiff kept quiet about his rigged rules. He orchestrated selective media leaks from the opening statements of favorable witnesses and then more or less threatened with ethical violations any Republican member who copied his tactics and leaked their own often effective cross-examinations.
The result was that the public heard only from Schiff about Schiff’s damning slam-dunk hearings. A drip-by-drip melting of both Trump’s polls and resistance to impeachment followed.
Schiff emerged for brief soundbites, bit his lip, and for a minute or two regretted the tragedy of having to hear damaging testimony about his own president.
But then Schiff’s Hubris finally lured in Nemesis. So quo vadis? Where do the Dems go marching to now?
THE TRANSGENDER OLYMPICS – A DISASTER FOR THE LEFT
Next year’s Tokyo Summer Olympics may spell the swift death of the transgender movement as a dominant politically-correct touchstone.
Biological men, self-identifying as women, are poised to make a clean sweep of the Women’s Olympics, triggering a very public debate on this third-rail subject. That firestorm, pitting pro-women feminists against extreme pro-transgender progressives, will begin July 24th, just as the Presidential sweepstakes moves into its sprint to the finish line.
It could, in fact, deconstruct the entire progressive coalition. Currently, that umbrella of competing needs appears to be held together by duct tape and baling wire.
ABOLISH THE IVY LEAGUE ALREADY
I attended two Ivy League schools (Dartmouth and Yale) some time ago, roughly the Early Paleolithic Age, and, best as I can remember, sort of liked them.
But lately I'm beginning to think the whole elite school thing has turned into one big shuck, maybe it even was then—and not just because of the revelations of all the cheating surrounding admissions or that the institutions apparently discriminate against Asians as they did against Jews back in the day.
No, it's more basic than that. These formerly august institutions have morphed into kindergartens for jejune, virtue-signaling wannabe Trotskys and Rosa Luxemburgs (a.k.a. social justice warriors) who can't even let us watch a farshtunkene football game in peace.
In the middle of this year's Harvard-Yale game last Saturday (11/23), the great activistes spewed out onto the field to demand, what else, action on climate change—delaying the game for over an hour. So why is there still an Ivy League?
THE MOST IMPORTANT WARNING OF MODERN TIMES
HALF-FULL REPORT 11/22/19
Team Trump just started offering the Bull-Schiff T-shirt a few days ago and they’re selling like hotcakes. Other best-sellers are:
This is light years away from Romney’s and the Bushes’ Establishment GOP. This is straight up in-your-face. Notice to Hate America Dems, constantly outraged Lefties, RINO squishes – you all are invited to be the recipient of self-induced unlawful carnal knowledge.
When you absolutely positively need a strategy to combat anti-Trump insanity, this is it – a pure expression of The Donald’s greatest secret.
I’m going to let that cat of the bag here – despite the world’s best response to someone bugging you to tell them a secret. “Can you keep a secret?” you ask them, to which they nod with excited anticipation, “Yeah, yeah!” – and all you say is, “So can I.”
So here it is, Trump’s greatest secret, his greatest key to success:
THE UKRAINE COOKIE JAR
If the Lying Swine don’t already regret going all in to promote the Shifty Schiff impeachment farce, they will soon.
Approval of President Trump has risen since the hearings began. Support for impeachment plunged.
Even though the broadcast as well as the cable networks covered it live, not many watched the first hearing. Viewership dropped significantly since.
The essence of the Schiff-show is Kafka-esque: Democrats want to impeach Trump for not doing what Joe Biden did. Cartoonist Ben Garrison calls it The Ukraine Cookie Jar. He’s right and here’s why.
TRUMP WINS – THE AYATOLLAHS LOSE
Any suggestion that the wide-ranging sanctions regime the Trump administration has imposed against Iran was not having the desired effect has been roundly refuted by the nationwide protests that have erupted in response to the regime's decision to increase petrol prices.
Critics of American President Donald J. Trump's announcement that he was withdrawing the US from the Iran nuclear deal last year and imposing a fresh round of sanctions against Tehran have argued that the measures would fail to have the desired effect.
They claimed that the ayatollahs would be able to circumvent the sanctions by trading with countries such as China, that remained committed to the nuclear deal.
Those arguments have now been decisively proved wrong – here’s why.