News story (12/27): Stunningly Well-Preserved Dinosaur Embryo Found Inside Fossilized Egg
With no doubt, absolutely the coolest governor in America is Florida’s Ron DeSantis. His website, rondesantis.com, offers a storefront with a variety of items for sale like t-shirts, etc. This week, a new product was introduced: a pair of golf balls. Yes, Florida’s Governor Has a Pair!
New York Post, Sunday, Nov 7: Camilla Parker Bowles Can’t Stop Talking About Joe Biden’s ‘Long Fart’
During a conversation Biden was having with Prince Charles’ wife during a reception in Edinburgh, Scotland, the President let out a fart that was “so long and loud it was impossible to ignore.” British wags have now dubbed the US President “Long Fart Joe.”
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“The latest viral outrage over photographs of Border Patrol agents 'whipping' (now-moved) Haitian migrants with horse reins has just been debunked by the man who took the photo.”
During his visit to Shanksville PA on 9/11 for a tribute to those of Flight 93, Ice Cream Joe paused for a photo-op with the kids – not noticing the obvious. They were trolling him and laughing about it (and at him). One girl is wearing a Make America Great Again, the girl next to him has a red hat saying simply Trump, while the boy on the right has a red shirt with a thumbs-up Trump saying I’ll be back.
President Moron at work. Here’s a photo report: Biden Gets Trolled Hilariously by Pre-Teens Wearing Pro-Trump T-Shirts & Hats at 9/11 Photo Op
News headline: Joe Biden: ‘Terrorism from White Supremacy Is the Most Lethal Threat to the Homeland Today’
As soon as the flag was unfurled and the national anthem started to play, all the polo players swam to the bottom of the pool and took a knee. The anthem lasted a long time, as the singer decided to add all those weird vocal fills to change things up.
Unfortunately, it lasted so long that the entire team took in too much water and died.
"Yes, this is a tragedy -- but it's also a victory for the social justice movement," said the team's coach in a somber press conference. "They couldn't breathe and they took a knee -- what powerful reminders of the injustices in this country."
"MMMM!!!" said one polo player moments before his untimely demise. "MMM! MMM! MMMMMM!!!"
Analysts believe he was trying to scream "Black Lives Matter" before he succumbed to unconsciousness.
The Chicoms insist their words and names in Chinese be transliterated into Roman letters with a plethora of X’s and Z’s for no reason. Any word with “sh” they want be an “x” – thus Chinese President Xi is pronounced “She.” As the fraudulent inhabitant of the White House is Xi’s puppet, TTP prefers to spell his last name “Xiden.”
“Zhou” is a common first name in China. Since their “zh” is pronounced as “j,” Zhou is pronounced as “Joe.” For TTP, then, this FOTUS – Fraud Of The United States – will henceforth be named Zhou Xiden.
For your enjoyment, here are three more of Branco’s latest depictions of him (click Read More for them):
This is not a satire or spoof. This is a real Chinese television ad for a real product produced and sold in China by a Chinese company.
Send this to every woketard you may happen to know, or everyone you know who knows, works with, or is related to a woketard. By watching it, with luck it may dawn on them how China is infinitely more racist than the US.