During his visit to Shanksville PA on 9/11 for a tribute to those of Flight 93, Ice Cream Joe paused for a photo-op with the kids – not noticing the obvious. They were trolling him and laughing about it (and at him). One girl is wearing a Make America Great Again, the girl next to him has a red hat saying simply Trump, while the boy on the right has a red shirt with a thumbs-up Trump saying I’ll be back. President Moron at work. Here’s a photo report: Biden Gets Trolled Hilariously by Pre-Teens Wearing Pro-Trump T-Shirts & Hats at 9/11 Photo Op
News headline: Joe Biden: ‘Terrorism from White Supremacy Is the Most Lethal Threat to the Homeland Today’
IRVINE, CA—Tragedy has struck once again. The entire men's U.S. water polo team has drowned after kneeling during the national anthem in an exhibition game today, sources confirmed moments ago. As soon as the flag was unfurled and the national anthem started to play, all the polo players swam to the bottom of the pool and took a knee. The anthem lasted a long time, as the singer decided to add all those weird vocal fills to change things up. Unfortunately, it lasted so long that the entire team took in too much water and died. "Yes, this is a tragedy -- but it's also a victory for the social justice movement," said the team's coach in a somber press conference. "They couldn't breathe and they took a knee -- what powerful reminders of the injustices in this country." "MMMM!!!" said one polo player moments before his untimely demise. "MMM! MMM! MMMMMM!!!" Analysts believe he was trying to scream "Black Lives Matter" before he succumbed to unconsciousness.
The Chicoms insist their words and names in Chinese be transliterated into Roman letters with a plethora of X’s and Z’s for no reason. Any word with “sh” they want be an “x” – thus Chinese President Xi is pronounced “She.” As the fraudulent inhabitant of the White House is Xi’s puppet, TTP prefers to spell his last name “Xiden.” “Zhou” is a common first name in China. Since their “zh” is pronounced as “j,” Zhou is pronounced as “Joe.” For TTP, then, this FOTUS – Fraud Of The United States – will henceforth be named Zhou Xiden. For your enjoyment, here are three more of Branco’s latest depictions of him (click Read More for them):
This is not a satire or spoof. This is a real Chinese television ad for a real product produced and sold in China by a Chinese company. Send this to every woketard you may happen to know, or everyone you know who knows, works with, or is related to a woketard. By watching it, with luck it may dawn on them how China is infinitely more racist than the US.
An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone. An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens yet again. The next evening the man again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several times. Soon the entire town is whispering about the Man Who Orders Three Beers. Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the subject on behalf of the town. "I don't mean to pry, but folks around here are wondering why you always order three beers?"
Forty years ago in 1981, there was a celebrity gala for President Ronald Reagan at Fords Theatre. Who brought down the house was Rodney Dangerfield, whose 10-jokes-a-minute – good clean fun, no bad words whatever – brought tears of laughter to the entire audience. “My wife's cooking is so bad, the flies got together in the back yard and fixed the screen door.” “I tell ya, I don’t get no respect. Last week my house was on fire, my wife told the kids ‘Be quiet, you’ll wake up daddy’.” Enjoy!
Rapper Tom McDonald’s Fake Woke was released last Friday (1/29), and the very next day it shot to #1 on the All-Genre US iTunes Song Sales Chart. As of today (2/05), it has over 4 million views – this is influencing young people in the many millions. Most TTPers are not into rap, true, but this is a cultural phenomenon worth watching – especially when you read the lyrics below. There is definitely hope for Young America.
for the lyrics...