Bruce Willis provides the perfect rebuttal when the race card is played by Samuel L. Jackson in Die Hard 3.

27,000 dead so far is a lot of hearses and coffins

News item: Putin arrests military and intelligence leaders, and purges 150 FSB agents over his Ukraine failure

1. Do you talk about sex with 5-year-olds behind their parents' back?
2. Do you begin sentences with, "Don't tell your parents, but..."
3. Do you encourage kids to cut off their sex organs?
4. Are you a Disney Executive?
5. Did you quit your teaching job after they passed the Parental Rights Act in Florida?
6. Does taking other people's kids to a drag show and calling it a "field trip" seem ok to you?
7. Are you now, or have you ever been, a politician?
8. Have you ever helped a child acquire sex hormones without their parent's knowledge?
9. Does David French think you're a "blessing of liberty”?

Tally up your number of "Yes" answers and consult this chart:

1-2: Oh no! You're a groomer!

3-4: Wow. Definitely a groomer.

5-6: Yep, still groomer.

7-8: There's a Law & Order SVU episode with your name on it.

9: Ok, we're calling the police.

Congressman Thomas Massie (R-KY) tweeted the video clip below. It is of 84 year-old Eleanor Holmes Norton, Delegate (not voting Member) to the House from Washington DC. She was caught on video repeatedly grinding her car into two parked cars trying to park hers.

She then locks her car with her keyfob and casually walks away without leaving a note for the cars she has damaged. Her staffer does the same. This is a hit-and-run crime, to which her staffer is an accessory. As Massie notes, she is Pelosi’s pick to chair the House Transportation Committee.

As one commenter on Massie’s feed says, “If anyone ever needed actual visual evidence of the geriatric, embalmed, mummified, cadaverous remains of the Demoncrat Party then, well...here it is...LMAO!!!”

News story (12/27): Stunningly Well-Preserved Dinosaur Embryo Found Inside Fossilized Egg

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With no doubt, absolutely the coolest governor in America is Florida’s Ron DeSantis. His website, rondesantis.com, offers a storefront with a variety of items for sale like t-shirts, etc. This week, a new product was introduced: a pair of golf balls. Yes, Florida’s Governor Has a Pair!

And enjoy the video ad with rocking music. How awesome is that? DeSantis has a pair, indeed.

New York Post, Sunday, Nov 7: Camilla Parker Bowles Can’t Stop Talking About Joe Biden’s ‘Long Fart’

During a conversation Biden was having with Prince Charles’ wife during a reception in Edinburgh, Scotland, the President let out a fart that was “so long and loud it was impossible to ignore.” British wags have now dubbed the US President “Long Fart Joe.”

For real history, see Happy Columbus Day!

Report: It Never Happened: Photographer Who Took Viral Border Patrol 'Whipping' Photo Says Nobody Was Whipped

“The latest viral outrage over photographs of Border Patrol agents 'whipping' (now-moved) Haitian migrants with horse reins has just been debunked by the man who took the photo.”

During his visit to Shanksville PA on 9/11 for a tribute to those of Flight 93, Ice Cream Joe paused for a photo-op with the kids – not noticing the obvious.  They were trolling him and laughing about it (and at him).  One girl is wearing a Make America Great Again, the girl next to him has a red hat saying simply Trump, while the boy on the right has a red shirt with a thumbs-up Trump saying I’ll be back.

President Moron at work.  Here’s a photo report: Biden Gets Trolled Hilariously by Pre-Teens Wearing Pro-Trump T-Shirts & Hats at 9/11 Photo Op