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HALF-FULL REPORT 01/02/09
The HFR has recovered from its hangover bidding the annus horribilus of 2008 vale ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 12/26/08
The best news this week is that with this issue of the HFR, we get to raise a tin cup of moonshine and say adios to 2008. Come ... official holiday in Iraq. And let's close this last HFR of 2008 with this heartwarming thought. Christmas yesterday was ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 12/18/08
There hasn't been an HFR since November 4 since it's too depressing to raise a glass that's ... Lately, however, so much fun stuff has been filling the HFR full liter stein that it's like the Munich Oktoberfest in December. ... recession. ... We'll close this edition of the HFR by raising a glass of sacramental wine to a great American patriot and ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 10/03/08
Sofia, Bulgaria. Dr. Joel Wade couldn't write his column yesterday (10/02) because he was so nervous waiting for the Palin-Biden debate. He's feeling a lot better this morning. So are we all. You betcha. So let's lift a pi ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 09/19/08
Maybe we should all be in Tibet this week. That's where I was 21 years ago on Black Monday, October 19, 1987. On that infamous day 21 years ago, the Dow dropped 22.6%: from 2,247 to 1,739, or a loss of 508 points. (An equivalent lo ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 08/22/08
... crap beat out of him by a woman and an old man? The HFR's description last April of him as a pussy sure is turning out to be ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 08/15/08
Could there possibly be a glass half-full of anything worth drinking during this horrific week when the Cold War has been bloodily re-ignited? Yes, actually. So let's take our bottle of Polish Vyborova vodka out of the freezer for a chilled mar ...
HALF FULL REPORT 08/08/08
This week we'll be talking a lot about numbers. It's a mark of a primitive brain to be superstitious about particular ones, to believe that certain numbers are "lucky" or "unlucky." For all their vaunted rationality, mos ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 08/01/08
... pride but lunatic self-importance, egomania. *** The HFR breathes a sigh of relief that at last the invertebrate incompetent crook ... or assist an Israeli strike, on Iran. *** Should the HFR raise a glass to coincidences? Like the coincidence between the ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 07/25/08
... TTP'er, you already knew that - a long time ago. The HFR raises its goblet of glee that the Breck Boy has been cleared from ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 07/16/08
... I figure I better change the schedule rather than give the HFR a summer hiatus. So here we go, although with so many goodies to choose ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 06/12/08
... triggering or triggered by the earthquake... ... The HFR now raises its glass of rice wine to toast cumbay! to all those poor ... anti-military rant Obambi goes on... ... Which is why the HFR hoists a mug of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer to Tony Rezko in hopes he lives a ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 06/06/08
... oil, oil and gas, oil and gas and coal. Thus the HFR is grateful to the US Geological Survey and the Minerals Management Service ... converting to Christianity. Which is why a shocked HFR hoists an amazed glass to the Church of England, which announced it is ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 053008
Wasn't it just a couple of weeks ago that the HFR was trying to shake a couple of drops out of its far-from-even-half-full ... the last of the good stuff for now. The HFR pours instead a cup of contempt for bimbo-airhead actress Sharon ... Here's the fun episode of the week. The HFR guzzles a goblet of glee over Obambi's latest embarrassment, Father ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 052308
The HFR's goblet is raised this week in sympathy to this young lady and not to ... ever being elected President of the United States. The HFR goblet contains no mawkish, treacly, fawning oleaginous encomiums to a man ... Ronald Reagan's efforts to win the Cold War. The HFR does not gloat upon the pain and suffering of any fellow human being. ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 051608
Wasn't it just a couple of weeks ago that the HFR's glass was overflowing? This week the HFR is staring at a glass that's just about empty. What with ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 05/09/08
The HFR opens this week by celebrating Naqba - that glorious event the suicidal ... .... From one inspiring story to another. The HFR raises a glass of Chianti to a great Italian, Roberto Calderoli. The ... with the Danish cartoonists who drew them.... ... The HFR switches to Chablis to look down its nose at all the white wine liberals in ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 05/02/08
... Obambi trashing him back - shouldn't qualify for the HFR as the glass is just too intoxicatingly, overflowingly full. And, ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 04/25/08
We open the HFR this week by asking: Dare we hope for Hillary? It's a fun debate ... Looks like we get our wish... ... We close the HFR this week with absolutely the most thrilling and uplifting headline of ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 04/18/08
The HFR can stand only so much good news. How can it report on things ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 04/11/08
The HFR this week salutes Absolut Vodka for its absolute stupidity in running an ad ... regime and unifying Korea can proceed... ... The HFR raises a glass of no-pity to the terrorist-loving Palestinians of Gaza... ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 04/04/08
... people; that's why we have global warming." The HFR couldn't agree more with you on this, Ted - with one caveat. What ... with you unless it's Jane Fonda. In the meantime, the HFR thanks you for so clearly reminding everyone what an incredible idiot you ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 03/28/08
... about "Snuffy Jack." Thus the first item on the HFR agenda this week is to tell you how you can participate in Bob's Stir ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 03/21/08
We should call the HFR this week The Toast Report, because that's what so many folks on the ...
HALF-FULL REPORT 03/14/08
This week's HFR is way, way more than half-full - it's overflowing. The ... fascist is so orgasmic it can't be confined to an HFR blurb, but deserved its own article: The Real Spitzer Scandal. The ...
HALF FULL REPORT 03/07/08
This week's HFR focuses on the Obamarama - or as Jack Kelly describes him, the guy in an ... of course, to... *** ...On the international scene, the HFR reports that Jews around the world rioted in violent protest over a British ...
HALF FULL REPORT 2/29/08
We start off this week's HFR with a marvelous confirmation that Yes, Virginia, Hollywood really is that ... looking like a Moslem girlie-man in drag. Then the HFR announces that its Hero of the Week award goes to General Motors Vice ... warming is a total crock" of fecal material... The HFR further announces the impending death of North Korea... And lastly, there ...
CELEBRATING BLUE, CO2, AND THE RENDEZVOUS
Hear that wonderfully melodious sound? It's the crack-up of Global Warming, the Left's crazed attempt to seize global power after the failure of Marxism crashing and burning. 2008 is starting off just right. A tip off that it's ov ...
TO THE POINT BEACH PARTY!
... 8 to Sunday February 10 at the Hilton Longboat Key Beachfront Resort in Sarasota, Florida. We have blocked a number of rooms at ...
WILL IRAN BREAK APART?
While Persian (Farsi) is the official language, half of all Iranians speak a different language at home.1 The languages and dialects spoken along the southern shore of the Caspian Sea continue to engross linguists and anthropologists. The minority ...
Liberation Links
Liberation Links is composed of websites working to achieve greater freedom and security here in America, and of liberation movements struggling for freedom from Communist and Islamofascist tyrannical regimes throughout the world. US: FAIR (Immigrati ...