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HALF-FULL REPORT 11/20/09

Perhaps you've enjoyed reading about how Israel has "brushed off" Zero's demands for no more Jews in Jerusalem.  Zero has now stamped his foot and claimed it was "dangerous" for Israel to ignore him and build more homes for its ci ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 11/13/09

Roatan, Honduras.  It's far easier to get from the US to here than from Tikal, Guatemala.  It took me an entire day.  You can fly from Houston (Continental) or Atlanta (Delta) nonstop in less than three hours. Roatan is the largest of the  ...

THE APOCALYPSE OF 2012

Tikal Mayan Ruins, Guatemala.  I just got a wonderful birthday present from my wonderful wife.  Knowing that scuba-diving is my favorite outdoor activity, and that I've dreamed of diving the famous Blue Hole in Belize - that's what I got for my  ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 11/06/09

Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey never put on a circus better than the one being played for your entertainment right now, today (11/06), on Capitol Hill.  Pelosi Galore is in a state of screaming rage and panicked desperation, making every brib ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 10/30/09

Have you heard the latest joke in Stockholm?  The Swedes love to poke fun at Norwegians whom they consider their Scandinavian country bumpkin cousins (like Canadians tell "Newfie" jokes about folks from Newfoundland). The Swedish Nobel Com ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 10/23/09

It was a scary conversation.  I was talking to the chief of staff of a solid conservative Republican senator.  I think the world of him as a close friend, he's a true good-guy pro-American - but he's so wrapped up in the day-to-day process of th ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 10/09/09

The conversations at the Cosmos Club this week were very subdued.  As it has been for generations, this is where the true power elite of Washington gathers.  Whether it was in the East Garden Bar, the Old Club Room, or the Members Dining Room, t ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 9/25/09

Mr. Tough Guy here, Mr. "real Indiana Jones," has a confession.  I couldn't get through reading Sarah Palin's speech in Hong Kong without crying like a baby - several times. The contrast of who she is, what she stands for, and what she co ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 09/18/09

Maybe we should call this The Cornucopia Report this week.  The deluge of astonishingly good news keeps pouring down, with the moonbat left in response drowning in its own bile of rage and going off the cliff berserk-o. Where to begin amidst this tr ...

WHAT A RENDEZVOUS!

This was Rendezvous VI.  Starting in Vegas in early 2007, and after Sarasota, Colorado Springs, Boston, and Carefree, Arizona, many folks said while they were great, this one in Williamsburg was the best. As one Rendezvous veteran, "Dr. Roseann ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 09/11/09

It is certainly and abundantly clear who is the HFR Hero of the Week this week: Congressman Joe Wilson of South Carolina.  ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 09/04/09

Can this marriage be saved? How many husbands have been blindsided with the most horrifying words in the English language for them - "I want a divorce!"?  It happens to wives too, but most often it's the guys who are clueless until the dam ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 08/28/09

...  his terminal brain cancer was announced in May 2008, the HFR commented thusly, for it is worth repeating now: The HFR's goblet is raised this week in sympathy to this young lady and not to her ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 08/21/09

...  perceptive.  That's why I turned to the HFR's resident Irishman, Buck O'Fama from County Cork, for an answer to a weird ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 08/14/09

A buddy of mine, whenever you'd ask how he was, would answer, "If I felt any better, I'd faint." I suspect lots of TTPers are feeling so good this week they're on the point of passing out.  Let's all enjoy this while we can.  For mayb ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 08/07/09

Here's a shocker.  The HFR, after checking to make sure its glass is really just half-full, raises it ...  of his country?  The answer is no. *** The more the HFR sees these town hall protests escalate, the more it thinks that concern ...  into electing Zero in the first place. And the more the HFR sees how this anger is escalating, the more it looks at Zero as LBJ redux, ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 07/31/09

...  items to choose from this week, so where does the HFR begin? How about with the increasing awareness that the corruption within ...  organization - it is a criminal conspiracy... ...Yet the HFR also has a confession this week - it's developing a strange sort of ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 07/17/09

It's been busy.  Non-stop travel for the past three weeks - driving 2,200 miles in California and Nevada alone - regarding my Achilles Heel Project (to be revealed at the Winning the Revolution Rendezvous in September). On the way, Rebel and I met a ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 07/10/09

...  so much fun - especially this one:  minus 8. The HFR of just over a month ago - 06/05/09 - celebrated Zero finally hitting zero ...  on Rasmussen's Approval Index History," advised the HFR.  For the past two weeks, they've been falling off a cliff so ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 07/03/09

On the eve of July 4th, I've discovered I can't do what I've done for the past five years:  provide a cheery update for Freedom's Birthday. Yes, the 4th is a time to feel good about America.  But our country is in such extraordinary danger - mo ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 06/26/09

Naked evil.  That's what was on display this week in much of the world - what could be half-full about it? The world's scum are all in support of Ahmadinejad's "election."  The Red Chinese, Chavez, Putin, et al, are congratulating the ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 06/19/09

Tomorrow's the day, folks.  Crunch time in Tehran.  You know what happened today:  head mullah Ali Khamenei delivered the Friday sermon everyone was waiting for, and he didn't give a fig for freedom. He insisted the June 12 elections were  ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 06/12/09

David Letterman certainly settled one thing this week:  that the terms  "no-class pervert scumbag" and "liberal" are synonymous.   Sarah Palin wrote a classy yet scathing response to his depraved jokes about her 1 ...

MARRIAGE AND THE MISSING LINK

Our immediate human ancestor, Homo Ergaster, emerged 1.7 million years ago.  The males of Ergaster's ancestors, Australopithicus and Habilis, were twice as large as the females - meaning they were polygamous.  In species where males have a lot o ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 05/08/09

First up this week is something I should entitle Blown Away By Who You Are.  We have been deluged by TTPers who wish to participate in the Achilles Heel Project (AHP) and are simply in awe of their bios. The talent pool of TTP - the variety and dept ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 04/24/09

Here's the question of the week:  Why do Democrat presidents insist on having evil idiot lesbians in their Cabinet? It would be very hard for an American to be more evil than Bill Clinton's alcoholic lesbian Attorney General Janet Reno - as revealed ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 04/17/09

We can raise a full glass of your favorite adult beverage to all the Tea Party participants - and to the one group of Americans the Zerocrats despise above all others:  our soldiers in the US military. All of us want to raise our glass the highest t ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 04/10/09

...  Time to settle in to a quiet corner booth in the HFR Saloon with a pint of Theakston's Old Peculier real ale, and enjoy reading ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 04/03/09

Well, that settles that - he's a Moslem.  No one, much less a President of the United States, who is not a Moslem would deeply bow to a Saudi Wahhabi tyrant in an act of utter submission. This is the most disgraceful act of any president in Americ ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 03/20/09

Let's have cup of coffee and talk.  The HFR Saloon is closed for the week after too much toasting the greatest ...  - on St. Patrick's Day.  So we'll go next door to the HFR Coffee Shop. I'm sure you've seen the news reports on how President ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 03/13/09

I plopped onto a barstool at the HFR Saloon and ordered a Maximus.  "So you're into Double IPAs, ...  a refuge from insanity.  That's why I come here - the HFR Saloon is a refuge from the insane asylum America is becoming.  Just ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 02/13/09

With every passing day now, we're subjected to another episode in an amateurishly bad TV sitcom starring Obozo the Clown President.  Try changing the channel and the sitcom morphs into that ghastly 1988 horror flick Killer Klowns From Outer Space. I ...

HALF-FULL REPORT 01/30/09

The Age of Zero is only ten days old at this writing (1/30), and already this is a failed presidency.  On the eve of Zero's Immaculation, his approval rating was 83%.  Now Rasmussen reports it's 63%, a 20% drop in less than two weeks. The goofb ...