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An Islamophobic study finds that howler monkeys scream louder when they have smaller testicles

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A group of bigoted “biological anthropologists” from England’s Cambridge University have recently come up with a study comparing the size of a howler monkey’s vocal tract and the size of his testicles.

Disguised as a study of monkeys, their so-called research is, in fact, a subliminal reinforcement of the worst stereotypes about the revolutionary movement of Islamic peoples around the world, as well as some of their progressive allies in Western countries.

To wit, pictures of howler monkeys must have been specifically selected to remind viewers of news footage taken at Moslem Brotherhood rallies and protests. Additionally, the researchers’ snide comments further reveal their Islamophobic bias:

  • Males with bigger vocal folds and smaller testicles live in smaller social groups with one single male dominating a number of females.
  • Investment in developing a large vocal organ and roaring is so costly that there is simply not enough energy left to invest in testes.
  • Alternatively, using a large vocal organ for roaring may be so effective that there is no need to have large testes.
  • The howler monkey’s vocal folds are three times bigger than in a normal human.
  • Their 128 decibels screams are designed to give the impression that they are bigger than they really are.
  • Males with smaller vocal folds and bigger testes are more likely to live in bigger social groups and share partners.

Could the Islamophobia of these claims possibly be more clear?

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Cambridge University should be ashamed of subsidizing and publishing such bigoted studies.