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HOW BETO GOT HIS NAME

This is the true story of how young Bobby O’Rourke got his childhood nickname.

Robert Francis O’Rourke was a silver spoon baby with wealthy parents in El Paso.  His father, Pat O’Rourke, a local Irish-American politician, married into one of El Paso’s wealthiest families, with his wife (maiden name Melissa Martha Williams) running the business.   As you can see following in the O’Rourke and Williams genealogy, there is not a drop of Hispanic blood in Bobby.

Born in 1972, Bobby grew up in El Paso being taken care of by the family’s Hispanic servants who nicknamed him “Beto,” short for Roberto, Robert in Spanish.  It was a joke among them, for the servants also spoke English, the language of the O’Rourke-Williams  families.

Bobby’s parents never got the joke, nor noticed their Hispanic staff quietly laughing among themselves by addressing young Robert as… “Master Beto.”

So his folks started calling him Beto themselves.  But for the servants, he’ll always be Master Beto, as he should be for all of us.

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FREDO

Chris Cuomo will be known as Fredo for the rest of his life.

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PDJT issues new Executive Order

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PESHWA WARRIOR TRUMP

In the Bollywood epic Bajirao Mastani, Indian film star Ranveer Singh plays a Peshwa Warrior who performs a spectacular Malhari dance.

Now, our POTUS face has been photoshopped onto Ranveer – the facial expressions are priceless. No wonder Peshwa Warrior Trump – all 46 seconds of it – has gone viral as an internet sensation. Enjoy…

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MIKE OBAMA 2020!

The hottest rumor on everyone’s lips on Capitol Hill these days is that the Obamas are determined to get back into the White House. The only way to do so is with Zero’s wife Michelle (“Mike” to her intimates).

And the only way to do that is to destroy the Democrats in the way. So be on the lookout for brutal – and untraceable – character assassinations of them, one by one, until the path is cleared.

Meanwhile, campaign art is being prepared. Here’s the best:

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OUR CHILDISH MEDIA

Pro-Trump memesmith genius Carpe Donktum’s latest masterpiece – he entitled it Childish Media – This Is America. Didn’t know Jussie Smollett could dance like that though…

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TRUST ME

“Communism, excuse me, I mean Socialism, will work this time. Trust me. I’m a bartender.”

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