MIKE OBAMA 2020!
The hottest rumor on everyone’s lips on Capitol Hill these days is that the Obamas are determined to get back into the White House. The only way to do so is with Zero’s wife Michelle (“Mike” to her intimates).
And the only way to do that is to destroy the Democrats in the way. So be on the lookout for brutal – and untraceable – character assassinations of them, one by one, until the path is cleared.
Meanwhile, campaign art is being prepared. Here’s the best: