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BIDEN CAMPAIGN DEMENTIA

endorsing-for-whatEveryone knows Joe Biden “isn’t playing with a full deck,” as Trump observed, that he has senior dementia or onset Alzheimer’s.  But who knew it was contagious?

It must be, for his Biden for President campaign organization has caught it.  There can’t be any other explanation than being mentally defective than their creating a website where you go to an "I'm on Team Joe" frame, add your picture, then type in your name and caption. In short, a meme generator.

http://avatar.joebiden.com/

As TTPer Joe Katzman observes, “It did not seem to occur to them that people could now add ANYONE's picture, name, and a short caption. Or that anyone on the Internet might find this... amusing.  Guess what happened next to #I’m on TeamJoe on social media?”  Here are Brother Katzman’s favorites:

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THE NEW DEMOCRAT PARTY LOGO

The Democrat Party’s logo is no longer that of Jackass – no matter how appropriate that may be. It now symbolizes what the party is today, that of Hate America DemocRATS.

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DEM DWARF TOSSING IN VEGAS

According to TTPer Mike Guidone, the Dems in Vegas had a dwarf-tossing contest featuring Mini Mike Bloomberg. Here’s an exclusive photo of what it looked like.

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THE TRUMP ACQUITTAL VICTORY DANCE

This like Sour Cream and Onion Pringles or grandma’s chocolate chip cookies, no way to eat just one. There’s no way you can watch this just once. So much fun you can stop watching.

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“WHAT’S YOUR IQ?”

The following took place last Tuesday, January 21, 2020.

 

A guy goes into the Artificial Intelligence Bar in Sunnyvale, California where there is a robot bartender.

The robot asks, “What will you have?”

The guy replies, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?

The guy says, “168.”

The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

 

After the guy leaves, the more he thinks about it the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.

The robot asks, “What’s your drink?”

The guy answers, “Whiskey.”

The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replies,“100.”

The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, and the 49ers in the Super Bowl this Sunday.

 

The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his “experiment” that he decides to try again.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.

The man replies, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The man answers, "70.”

The robot leans in real close and asks, “So . . . Do you folks really think you’re going to impeach Donald Trump?”

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NANCY AND DONALD EXCHANGE AFFECTIONATE HOLIDAY SEASON NOTES

Dear Donald,

Wishing you a joyful holiday season and I'm looking forward to kicking

your ass next year!

                                           Love, Nancy

Donald's response:

My Dearest Nancy,

I see you have started your Holiday celebrations much too soon!

You're drunk and you misspelled kissing.

 

                                        Your pal, Donald

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THIS ENVIRO-LOON’S HYSTERIC RAGE IS HYSTERICALLY FUNNY

Yesterday (12/05), there was this news story:

Emma Thompson Delivers End-Times Climate Prophecy: Foretells ‘Pets Eaten, Crop Failures, and Ruined Lives’

Climate Hairshirts with their apocalyptic warnings have become laughably boring. What will come to mind to any normal person is this famous scene from Ghostbusters. Please consider sending this to any Climate Hairshirt you may unfortunately know. It may get them to see their hysteria is hysterically funny.

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