TRUMP BOMBED IRAN – HERE’S HOW 12 MEDIA OUTLETS COVERED THE STORY
[It’s Wednesday – let’s have some fun….]
Okay, Trump bombed Iran. The Babylon Bee has assembled headlines from various media outlets here in one place so you can pick a little bit of the truth out of each to learn the whole story.
Here’s how different media outlets are covering the historic news:
- New York Times — Quiet Middle Eastern Community Devastated By Unprovoked Trump Attack
- Fox News — Trump Neutralizes Terrifying Iran Nuclear Threat With Mere Seconds To Spare
- New York Post — AYATOLL-YA SO!Iran Out Of Luck As Trump Drops Bodacious Bunker Buster
- CNN — Trump Cruelly Deprives Poor Iranian Children Of Nuclear Weapon They’ve Always Dreamed Of
- MSNBC — Iran Is Now The George Floyd Of The Middle East
- BBC News — REMINDER: Next Call To Prayer Is In One Hour. Allahu Akbar.
- One America News — Yay Trump For Avoiding War – Oh Wait, He Bombed Iran? Really? I Mean, Yay Trump For Bombing Iran
- Vice — I Took Fentanyl And Slept With A Penguin
- Vogue — 5 Kinky Tricks You Can Try In The Bedroom To Show Your Support For Iran
- Not The Bee — Trump Just Bombed The Snot Out Of Iran And The Responses Are STRAIGHT 🔥🔥🔥🤣
- The Babylon Bee — Iranian Nuclear Facility Escapes Bombing By Identifying As Mar A Lago (That’s Right We Just Have The One Joke)
- Al-Jazeera — TRUMP JUST BOMBED OUR HEADQUARTERS!!!
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