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IT’S IMPORTANT TO HAVE FUN WHEN YOU’RE RETIRED

Hi.  My name is Bill.  Working people frequently ask retired people like me what they do to make their days interesting.

I tell them it’s always important to have fun.

For example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break”? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I decided to have fun with this cop and called him a “Nazi .” He glared at me and after he slapped the ticket on the windshield, he started writing another ticket.

I asked him what was that for.  “Worn tires,” he replied. So I called him a “doughnut eating Gestapo.” He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.  Finally, I yelled at him, “If you think I’m going to pay for any of these, you’re out of your fascist little mind!” and stomped away.

Boy, was I having a great time.  You see, I had come downtown on the bus.  The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said “Hillary 2016.”

Like I say, I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.

It’s important to my health.