STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES – WAS FORREST GUMP TALKING ABOUT ADAM SCHIFF?
Not since the days of Belushi and Ackroyd has there been a Saturday Night Live sketch as funny as the one performed by Russian comics Vladimir “Vovan” Kuznetsov, 30, and Alexei “Lexus” Stolyarov, 28.
Okay, it wasn’t on SNL and took place on a phone call with Adam Schiff, ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee (hold that thought), but it provided some of the best deadpan comedy in years.
Some might call it a prank, but I submit it is more than that, a revelation of sorts, demonstrating a true attempt at Russian, or was it Ukrainian, collusion by Schiff. (The comics were posing as Ukrainian officials.)
And who knew the ranking member could be the best straight man since Margaret Dumont? If you haven’t heard it yet, don’t wait:
But for those in a hurry, the Daily Mail yesterday (2/06) has the details and full text of this call that took place a year ago — about the time Christopher Steele, with the help, as we now have learned, of the ever popular Sidney Blumenthal and the lesser-known (for now) Cody Shearer were concocting not one but two dossiers. From the DM:
“Schiff began the call by thanking the ‘chairman’ Andriy Parubiy for his time and warning him that Russian spies were likely listening in.”
‘I would caution that our Russian friends may be listening to the conversation so I wouldn’t share anything over the phone that you wouldn’t want them to hear,’ said Schiff.
Vovan, who was posing as Parubiy, reassured Schiff: ‘I don’t think that will impact on our investigation.’
The fake Parubiy claimed the Ukrainian government had obtained recordings and documents that proved Vladimir Putin was blackmailing Trump with naked photos taken during an affair between the president and a Russian glamour model in Moscow.
Vovan also claimed the Ukrainians recorded secret meetings between a Trump campaign aide (General Mike Flynn) and a famous Russian singer-turned-spy that took place at a non-existent mafia hangout in the Brooklyn neighborhood of Brighton Beach.
Schiff appeared to be taking notes on the conversation and repeatedly asked for spellings of names and documentation he could send to the FBI.”
Ah, poor Schifty. He didn’t pay enough attention to the old saw that nothing is ever as good as it seems or as bad as it seems. After this conversation was first referred to in The Atlantic, he put out that he was suspicious the whole time. Communications from his office indicate the reverse. If anyone was attempting collusion, he was.
But never mind. Besides the obvious, that that this conversation is so funny because it proves once again how dumb you can get when you think you’re about to strike gold, something considerably more troubling is unmasked.
Put it this way: the various dossiers that are surfacing are just as ridiculous as this comedy routine. In fact, they sound exactly like it, and were presented to a FISA court as if they were evidence of something. Nobody with the slightest knowledge of Russia or even human behavior would believe them any more than Schiff should have believed this absurd phone call.
This is truly scary because the logical conclusion is that the people at the upper reaches of the FBI and DOJ, besides being overly biased, are, to be kind, not too bright.
They are a gang that cannot shoot straight. They’re not even good at doing fake dossiers, or promoting them for that matter.
Yes, “Vovan” and “Lexus” could easily have written the dossiers. But they undoubtedly would have done a better job.
No wonder the Democrats are squealing like stuck pigs. They are. And no wonder the mainstream media is doing their best to hide the reality of this case in so many aspects from everybody, especially themselves.
Not only is it evil to try to manipulate a campaign and then a presidency with fallacious material, it’s appalling to do it so stupidly.
Roger L. Simon is an award-winning novelist, Academy Award-nominated screenwriter and co-founder of PJ Media. His latest book is I Know Best: How Moral Narcissism Is Destroying Our Republic, If It Hasn’t Already.