NOT IN DENVER
That's where I am this week – not in Denver. That's where I encourage you to be as well.
When Hussein Nobama gives his ridiculous Greek Temple speech today, I will literally be underwater – scuba diving off a small island in the Caribbean called Saba (say-bah).
It's a funky little place most have never heard of, a mountaintop in the sea, so steep it has no beaches and no rivers. Saba's population of 1200, many of whom are descended from pirates six and seven generations ago, make do with rainwater. They live in tiny homes clustered in tiny hamlets in high mountain valleys around the island.
The people are wonderfully friendly and gracious, there's no crime of any kind, the food is great, the beer is cheap, and the diving incredible – one of the best in the world.
What better place to completely ignore whatever craziness there is going on in the world, particularly the Democrat craziness in Denver?
If you're like me, you are totally and absolutely sick and tired of hearing about Hussein Nobama – seeing his name in print, seeing his picture in magazines and newspapers, seeing him on television while talking heads endlessly drone on about him, and worst of all, actually watching him and listening to his voice.
I can't stand it. I don't want to see him, hear him, or hear about him. The whole O-mania thing is simply deranged. Seeing a large fraction of Americans become unhinged is not a pretty sight. So I am taking a vacation. I suggest you do the same.
You don't have to go to Saba. You don't have to go anywhere physically. Take a vacation with your mind. Read that book you've been meaning to. Rent those movies you've been wanting to watch. Spend time with your kids, with your spouse, with your friends. And pay no attention whatever to the O-mania. None, zero, nada. Ignore this putz.
With the slightest bit of luck (such as Mac not picking a running mate tomorrow that doesn't drive us around the bend), this will all be over by November 4 and we will never hear of Nobama again.
But right now, fuhgedabboutit. Forget Denver. Forget the crazy Dems. You deserve a break. We all do. America does. See you next week.