MAXINE HAS THE SOLUTION TO HEALTH CARE FOR SENIORS
While discussing the upcoming rationing of health care under ObamaCare with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution.
I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you’re a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care.
A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can’t afford to take care of you anymore. You don’t need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let’s take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.
So here is the solution.
When you turn 70, you get a gun and 3 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot one Senator and two Congressmen.
Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem! New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart?
Well, bring it on.
And who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.
With all the seniors gathered there, it will be just like a nursing home — only free.
And, since you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income tax.
How’s that for a politically correct, pragmatic solution??