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Forty years ago in 1981, there was a celebrity gala for President Ronald Reagan at Fords Theatre.  Who brought down the house was Rodney Dangerfield, whose 10-jokes-a-minute – good clean fun, no bad words whatever – brought tears of laughter to the entire audience.

“My wife’s cooking is so bad, the flies got together in the back yard and fixed the screen door.”

“I tell ya, I don’t get no respect. Last week my house was on fire, my wife told the kids ‘Be quiet, you’ll wake up daddy’.”